Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Problem unknown

A bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along
the route. Few people got on , a few got off, and things went generally
well.

At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a guy got on. Six feet eight,
built like a wrestler, arms hanging down to the ground. He glared at the
driver and said,"Big John doesnt pay!" and sat down at the back

Did we mention that the driver was five feet three, thin, and basically
meek? Well, he was. Naturally, he didnt argue with Big John, but he wasnt
happy about it.

The next day the same thing happened-and the next day, and the one after
that, and so forth. This grated on the bus driver, who started losing sleep
over the way Big John was taking advantage of him.

Finally he could stand it no longer. He signed up for a body building
courses, karate, Judo, and all that good stuff. By the end of summer, he
had become quite strong;whats more, he felt really felt good about himself.

So on the next Monday, when Big John got on the bus and said, "Big John
doesnt pay!" the driver stood up, glared back at the passenger, and
screamed, "And why not?"
With a surprised look on his face, Big John replied, " Because Big John has
a bus pass".

Be sure there is a problem in the first place before working hard to solve
one.

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